Classic Definitions
- Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
- Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
- Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters
- Divorce : Future tense of marriage
- Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
- Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
- Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
- Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .
- Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
- Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
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